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“We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale and write down how much you weigh… and subtract it by like 20. And then weigh that much.”
(Source: billstefonhader)

Reblogged 10 months ago from billstefonhader

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  “we can’t legally ask you to lose weight…”
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  …because you know, legally we can’t ask you to lose weight…
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  more like 40 for me.
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  Kristen Wiig is my queen.
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  Laughed so hard the first time I watched this.
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